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NFL Logos as Dicks, brought to you by Kissing Suzy Kolber

2014/12/05 by Jim Leave a Comment

I love this set of NFL Logos as dicks posted on the super-funny sports blog Kissing Suzy Kolber earlier today, if only because this Bears logo made me think of the phrase “negative space dick.” I’m not the first person to come up with that phrase, and I’m sure I won’t be the last, but … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: dicks, kissing suzy kolber, nfl logos

Too Many Cooks

2014/11/06 by Jim Leave a Comment

Man I haven’t posted anything here in quite some time, mostly ’cause I’ve been focused on other things, but something came up today that is basically exactly what this site is all about. You’re seeing it pop up on AVClub, on IO9, and everywhere else that collects awesome things on the internet, because this is the most … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: adult swim, too many cooks

Currently my favorite thing ever on Tumblr

2013/12/03 by Jim Leave a Comment
COOKIES

Click through for the whole thing but this is my new favorite thing in the whole of today But apparently it’s originally from here: http://twistedspeedo.com/

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: cookie drones, cookie monster, president, so much better

And now for something completely different… an exploding whale

2013/11/26 by Jim Leave a Comment
That's a whole lotta whale guts

  From io9: http://io9.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-whale-explode-1472134349?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: exploding whale, io9, whoa

Has this ever happened to you?

2013/04/10 by Jim 2 Comments
Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: infomercial parody, thanks obama

This Venn Diagram just blew my mind

2012/09/17 by Jim Leave a Comment

And you probably saw it 3 months ago, well the hell with you anyway.   I have no idea who to credit for this marvelous work of genius but you can bet if I did I would do so.

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: batman, charles foster kane, doctor who, fresh prince, james bond, jetsons, venn diagram

I am all of these guys, only fatter.

2012/03/07 by Jim Leave a Comment

But mostly I’m probably this guy:   http://motherfuckingbike.com/   edit: get that shit on bandcamp, bitches: http://sonsofscience.bandcamp.com/

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: bike, hipster, music, road rage

I Yam What I Yam

2012/01/27 by Jim Leave a Comment

I’m not a huge fan of Wilco. I mean, I don’t hate them, and I really like a lot of what they do. I’m on record though as saying that I’d trade all the Son Volt and Wilco albums in the world for more Uncle Tupelo. And nothing has really changed that. The other day … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, Music, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: awesome, classic cartoons, dawned on me, popeye, the whole love, wilco

Hey this is pretty neat too

2012/01/25 by Jim Leave a Comment

  From here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150559918873205&set=pu.76967918204&type=1&theater, via Tumblr.

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, Movies, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: adorable, lego, star wars, stormtrooper

My new favorite thing in the whole of… yesterday, actually

2012/01/25 by Jim 1 Comment

My favorite black metal band who covers 80s pop hits, Necrocomiccon (of whom I’ve previously written) apparently snuck a new release out earlier this month without me noticing. They had released a 3-song EP called “Welcome to Hello” last month but apparently these guys are workaholics and dropped Mjölnir for Nothing while I was still recovering … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: 80s, amon amarth, black metal, huey lewis and the news, necrocomiccon
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