My new favorite thing in the whole of today

In case you didn’t know, I have a birthday coming up next week. “What do you get the guy who has, well, a lot of stuff, but also would like a lot more stuff?” you may be asking yourself. And you may be answering yourself, well, Jim’s TV just stopped working recently; maybe he needs a new TV, since he’s missing out on all that hot hot Gears of War 3 action. And, well, OK I’d take a new HDTV and love you for it.

But I just saw something that I want even more. This:

Have beverage, will travel.

Have beverage, will travel.

I guess that one is probably the salt-seller’s bike? But tell me those beautiful old casks don’t just scream “BEER” to you. Or some kind of booze, anyway. Perfect winter commuter. I’d be rolling St. Bernard style on that bad boy.

Whatever. Have beverage, will travel, that’s my motto.

  • It looks kinda steampunk. If only it had a small steam engine in the back and a large stovepipe…

    • Steam engine? I tell you what, if I’m riding a bike, that sumbitch runs on ethanol