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Jim’s Useless Ramblings

If your dad doesn’t have a beard, wish him a Happy Mother’s Day too

2011/05/08 by Jim Leave a Comment
Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings Tagged: happy mother's day, mother's day, the beards

A Modest Proposal: Mowbray Allan edition

2011/04/29 by Jim 3 Comments

Dr. Mowbray Allan was one of my English professors in college. My brother and I were among his biggest fans. I think we might have been alone among his biggest fans. He had a rumbly voice that was hard for many people to follow. He’d start a thought, and then begin laughing, and it was … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings Tagged: a modest proposal, irony, jonathan swift, mowbray allan, organ market

A Blaze in a Northern Town*

2011/04/18 by Jim Leave a Comment

From time to time, I run across something on the internet that is so amazing, it needs to be shared. And though I have had nothing to do with its creation, I want to put my stamp on it, I want to say HEY, dudes, here it is, I brought this to you. Today, I … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, Music, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: 80s music, awesome, best thing ever, black metal, cutting crew, darkthrone, europe, ghostbusters, kenny loggins, music, necrocomiccon, phil collins, ray parker jr., rockwell, survivor, tears for fears, wham!, yes

The future best album of 2011

2011/04/13 by Jim 3 Comments

According to this page on William Shatner’s web site: The Line Up For “Searching For Major Tom” Has Been Announced. WilliamShatner.Com Is Happy To Report That The Album Due Out Later In 2011 On The Cleopatra Records Label Will Have The Following Songs… Now as something of a self-professed expert on music, and also an amateur but … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, Music Tagged: 2011, album review, awesome, best things ever, bowie, major tom, music, new album, searching for major tom, shatner, the shat, william shatner, william shatner's new album

My new favorite thing in the whole of today

2010/12/10 by Jim 1 Comment

Who knew Immortal had a new video?  I did not.  This is incredible, clearly a descendant of the ludicrousness of “Call of the Wintermoon” and yet undeniably awesome.  Enjoy Yes, I know, this album came out last year, this video came out months ago. I just saw it today and it rules.

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, Music, My new favorite thing in the whole of today Tagged: all shall fall, badass, immortal, metal, music, video, youtube

No really, I don’t look anything like Zach Galifianakis

2010/11/29 by Jim 1 Comment

OK I have just about reached critical mass on this one so allow me to take this opportunity to correct something of a misapprehension many of you people seem to have.  Here is an example of a typical exchange I might take part in while grocery shopping or throwing darts in a pub. Random person … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings Tagged: beard, funny, lookalike, not really, random, zach galifianakis

Goose Island Liquid Lunch

2010/11/18 by Jim Leave a Comment

I just had one of these:     Shortly thereafter, I saw this guy:     My recommendation: drink this beer.

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings Tagged: beer, bourbon county stout, goose island, liquid lunch, seeing god

Rich Whitey – The Illinois Gubernatorial race

2010/10/19 by Jim Leave a Comment

  There was a recent hubbub about Illinois gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney’s name being misspelled as “Rich Whitey” on some electronic ballots.  Originally the election board said it was too late to correct the error but now we’re being told that crews will be working overtime until it’s fixed.   I found the “mistake” to … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings Tagged: governor, illinois, politics, random, rich whitey

More free musics for you

2008/08/27 by Jim Leave a Comment

Since the last time I posted here, I’ve put up a couple of mixes over at Radio Gen1us.  Head on over there and check them out! In other news, my family’s annual Labor Day hog roast is this weekend and man, am I looking forward to that.  Piles and piles of great food.  Just the thing … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings, Music Tagged: hog roast, music, podcast, radio gen1us

Mission Accomplished

2008/05/05 by Jim Leave a Comment

A couple of them actually.  Brewing, bottling, and watching men in shiny flying armor pummel the crap out of each other.  No photos though.  Hopefully I will document the next brew session photographically as well.   Well the weekend was successful, though not without its hiccups.  For example, when digging out my all-grain brewing equipment … [Read more…]

Posted in: Jim's Useless Ramblings Tagged: beer, brewing, good weekend, hetero lifemate, iron man, oatmeal stout
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